Terms and Privacy Policy

Terms of Use

Thank you for joining Madame Olivia. Use of this website and the services offered require your agreement to the following terms. By registering and using Madame Olivia's services "You" agree to the terms Madame Olivia (BDR Forever LLC. herein after Madame Olivia or "We") presents below.

Entertainment Only

The information and readings offered by this website are intended to provoke thought and provide good cheer. In no way should this information be relied upon as professional, financial or legal advice or in making decisions in Your life. Her services are intended solely for your amusement and diversion, not for advice on big decisions such as whether to sell stock or marry or run for office. It is inconsequential that her legal team suggests such disclaimers, as Madame Olivia would have done this anyway because of her unimpeachable fibre morale, and besides, she knew without being told what her team of tassel-loafered sharpshooters would advise. She fancies herself, after all, something of a clairvoyant.

Privacy Policy

Madame Olivia would like to reassure you that all of the information you share with her will be divulged to no one else whomsoever, neither individual nor corporate, whether they be inquiring out of fiduciary interest or out of sheer naked curiosity, for the wishes of such as these carry absolument no weight with Madame Olivia, who is above all that and moreover dedicated to the privacy and well-being of her clientele, being you.

This website uses Google Analytics to help analyze how users use the site. The tool uses "cookies," which are text files placed on your computer, to collect standard Internet log information and visitor behavior information in an anonymous form. The information generated by the cookie about your use of the website (including IP address) is transmitted to Google. This information is then used to evaluate visitors' use of the webiste and to compile statistical reports on website activity for Madame Olivia.

We will never (and will not allow any third party to) use the statistical analytics tool to track or to collect any Personally Identifiable Information (PII) of visitors to our site. Google will not associate your IP address with any other data held by Google. Neither we nor Google will link, or seek to link, an IP address with the identity of a computer user. We will not associate any data gathered from this site with any Personally Identifiable Information from any source, unless you explicitly submit that information via a fill-in form on our website.

Modification and Termination

Madame Olivia may modify or discontinue (in whole or in part) the Services or Your account with us, with or without notice, for any reason without liability to You, any other user, or any third party. Without limiting the foregoing, We reserve the right to terminate Your account immediately (a) if We are unable to verify or authenticate Your Registration Data or other information provided by You, (b) if We believe that Your actions may cause legal liability for You, Madame Olivia, or all or some of Our other users, or (c) if We believe You have (i) provided us with false or misleading Registration Data or other information, (ii) interfered with other users or the administration of the Services, or (iii) violated these Terms of Use or our Privacy Policy.


You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Madame Olivia and its parent, subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, directors, employees, suppliers, consultants and agents from any and all third party claims, liability, damages and/or costs (including, but not limited to, attorneys fees) arising from Your use of the Services, Your violation of the Privacy Policy or these Terms of Use, or Your violation of any third party's rights, including without limitation, infringement by You or any other user of Your account of any intellectual property or other right of any person or entity. These Terms of Use will inure to the benefit of Madame Olivia's successors, assigns, and licensees.

Protected Content

All readings, articles, messages postings or other content on the Site are owned and controlled by Madame Olivia and her parent company. You shall not download, copy, modify, reproduce, publish, distribute or transmit our content in any manner unless written permission is explicitly grant You. Any unauthorized copying or use of content may be subject to legal prosecution with potentially significant fines.

Authorized Use

You are only authorized to provide the requested registration information in order to receive readings and notification from Madame Olivia, to submit comments, to submit questions to Madame Olivia's blog, to change your account information as necessary for ordinary use. You are not authorized to access the database, any other user accounts or associated information, to alter or attempt to alter any code or other programming language on this site or any associated systems, servers or computers. Any unauthorized use or access of the Site or related systems or pages may constitute a violation of state and federal law resulting in fines and possible prison time.

Notice of Copyright Infringement

We will investigate notices of copyright infringement and take appropriate, as warranted. If You believe that Your work has been used or copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement and such infringement is occurring on this Site in connection with the Services or Site Content, please provide written notification of claimed copyright infringement to the Designated Agent for this Site (identified below), which must contain the following elements:

(1) A physical or electronic signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright interest that is alleged to have been infringed;

(2) A description of the copyrighted work(s) that you claim have been infringed and identification of what content in such work(s) is claimed to be infringing and which you request to be removed or access to which is to be disabled;

(3) A description of where the content that you claim is infringing is located on the Site;

(4) Information sufficient to permit Madame Olivia to contact You, such as Your physical address, telephone number and e-mail address;

(5) A statement by You that You have a good faith belief that the use of the content identified in Your notice in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law; and

(6) A statement by you that the information in Your notice is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that You are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf.

Our Designated Agent for notice of claims of copyright infringement can be reached as follows:

By mail:

By email:

The Designated Agent should be contacted only if you believe that Your work has been used or copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement and such infringement is occurring on the Site or in connection with the Services or the Site Content. All other inquiries directed to the Designated Agent will not be responded to.

General Provisions

These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Oregon without giving effect to any choice of law principles that would require the application of the laws of a different state. If for any reason a court of competent jurisdiction finds any provision or portion of these Terms of Use or Privacy Policy to be unenforceable or invalid, such provision shall be changed and interpreted so as to best accomplish the objectives of such unenforceable or invalid provision within the limits of applicable law, and the remainder of the Terms of Use or Privacy Policy, as applicable, will continue in full force and effect. Headings are for reference purposes only and in no way define, limit, construe, or describe the scope or extent of such section. Any waiver of any provision of the Terms of Use will be effective only if in writing and signed by an authorized representative of Madame Olivia. These Terms of Use constitute the entire agreement between the parties with respect to the subject matter hereof and supersedes and replaces all prior or contemporaneous understandings or agreements, written or oral, regarding such subject matter.